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Clue sticks

There are many programmers who really need to be beaten with a clue stick. Error messages are not okay. Sure in the dark ages we had trivial amounts of memory, cpu and disk and every byte mattered. What distinguished the good programmers from the bad was how efficient they were.

But now we have effectively unlimited memory, cpu and disk. Our units of measurement are in the billions. It is also virtually certain that the programmer who writes the code to generate a message knows more about the situation than the user who is going to be receiving the message. So why throw your hands up with some terse mumbo jumbo instead of doing something about it? Feel free to use those billions of units of memory, cpu and disk that are mostly unused at any moment. Good programmers now are ones whose code meets the users' goals. (Hint: approximately zero users have a goal of having to copy a message into Google and then wading through pages of results until an obscure solution appears to work.)

Here is a case study on trying to install a package:

(Reading database ... 90%dpkg: unrecoverable fatal error, aborting:
files list file for package `libc6' contains empty filename
E: Sub-process /usr/bin/dpkg returned an error code (2)
A package failed to install.  Trying to recover:

How many users of dpkg went out and created a package with an empty filename? Zero is a good answer. Anyone getting this message is not the cause of the problem so why are they being told. How about ignoring the empty filename? Or how about automatically running a tool that rebuilds whatever database it is, omitting the empty filename that is such a source of grief to the dpkg programmer? Heck there are many good solutions, but none of them involve what happened there.

Category: gplus – Tags: rant


Fun site

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You know you're British When... (more)

Fun site. This one in particular gets me, as does the American penchant for not calling toilets toilets. In houses they are a half bathroom. Restaurants have restrooms (a room you do not rest in) or bathrooms (a room that has no bath).

Category: gplus – Tags: humour


NLee the Engineer

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Amazon.com: Profile for NLee the Engineer (more)

If you are at all geeky then NLee the Engineer does fantastic product reviews on Amazon. They are usually about batteries and torches, and are disassembled, measured etc. He'll even wait months to verify that low self discharge batteries are indeed that.

Category: gplus – Tags: recommendation


Rotating images

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Bug 3545 – Easier Cropping and rotating of images (more)

For some truly bizarre reason you cannot rotate images within {Libre,Open}Office Writer. You can solarize, age them, make them charcoal sketches but not rotate! The relevant ticket will be celebrating its tenth birthday soon.

Category: gplus – Tags: rant


Making space

I have one of the panes of my Android phone launcher filled with icons for Google products. Finally getting on + meant I had to delete one to make space for the Google+ app icon.

It ultimately turned out to be an easy decision - I dumped Voice Search in the bin. Voice recognition, be it Google's or the ones companies use for their phone systems always seem to be an elaborate practical joke to me with their accuracy indistinguishable from picking random words. It never saves time or interaction. Everyone I ask says substantially the same thing, yet they must work for someone somewhere else why bother?

Category: gplus – Tags: android

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